so been a while i posted,
Got nothing special to say tho.. well, thats what i think.
Not sure what you think what i think about this whole thinking situation but hey,
At least i try to think straight for a change, so here my thoughts for today.
I woke up, really cranky. like GOD i wish i were DEAD. but when i looked in the mirror i thought hey i look kinda hot and it would be a shame if that beautifull reflection got rotten bones and a smelly corpse so I decided to postpone my suicide for some time.
I hear some haters go “awww” well haha FUCK YOU! *points finger at haters* damn cool keeds thinking their the shit well you arent, fuckers, Ur just homo in denial. Get 45 years old and realise “god damnit, My wife sucks, i need a dick in my mouth im tired of smelly pussy”. well, if u have a wife then, you could be like me and just enjoy a pityfuck now and then, nthn wrong with that, just good ol’ sex with a tight pussy. srs.
thats As for the people who love me, I love you to, really do, i got so much, SO MUCH love to give, just donno how, cause thats my fucking problem here, as soon as I open my door, people get in and rape my fridge, and im totaly cool with that, but when they get to the pickle jar wich has this very very hard lid to open, they ask me to open it, cause im strong like dat. but I wont even try, not because i dont wanna, but because Im scared to show my muscles! their not so big, strong tho, like if u wanna push me over i push over back like 40km’s away. and thats not a good thing. so imma have to change my pickle-jar-opening-skeels.
…anyway, enough about me, though this whole thing is about me, no? or about participating in a bigger collective brew of people stacked together sharing their emotions for the better good. I wanna be a person like that.. srs. Im very open minded to do so, I need to stop saying srs so much, but srs is srsly such a nice word to add the extra topping on pizza, hmmmm god im fucking hungry.
Imma go make some fucking delicious pancakes. I got milk, i got bacon, i got cheese and i got ahorn syrop, this beautifull weather outside couldnt be better combined with a good meal like that. Ifuck I dont got milk.. SHIT. there goes my plan, ill sit on my ass, watching my screen.. checking google images. type random words like *lonely fuck* and get alot of unwanted porn images but hey, i get horny so whatever works. HMmmmmmm I am so fucking bored, if there was a nuclear explosion outside happening i would just be like “Oh…cool” and go back to google images untill my skin vaporises. at least my death would be in horny mood, because a depressedone is just wayyy to cliche, and im unique ok? im soo special. because I has powers to change my pants, in matter of fact, Ill go change my pants right now to jogging pants, god they are heavenly. As for transexuals out their. Ur extremely hot, but i would never ever kiss any of you. Its not u, itsme. Because I hate kissing males, though im perfectly good at it. srs. SRS
ok thats all folks, remember: love me, hug me, adore me, huggle me, etc etc.
Im so fucking full of myself. god my own sarcasm brings up the emo up again, the one little selfasteem. Here i go. Rant.Time.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTSSSSSSS are smelly after you ate beans.
Thats the emoishéd thing i can come up with today, not sure why, maybe the sun is takin ovah mah braiinnn
GOd im weird. ill never change, never will, always will type things like this.
For the internet. Its amazing. the internet is an amazing thing, Maybe the internet is what will create artificial intelligence some day.
Mimicing only a human being since it cant learn frm anything else. it only would understand humans since humans are the source, though the internet is the source because it brings all those sources back to 1 basic. I wonder what the answer would be. Yahoo answers still answered by humans, but not for long, or its already happening. dumdumdum. or not, or im just crazy
or im just trying to hard, wait whas this still my emo rant or just random philosophics?
Ill go do something productive for a change, like cleaning my brand new shoes, god their so awesome.